But as perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around--we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the L.A. Four Seasons Hotel doesn't even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You have to dial an ...
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Carefully consider the joy of your soft-headed ignorance before you begin to run, flip, and jump along the Ninja Path.

After much debate and in a spirit of morbid amusement, the International Order of Ninjas has chosen to produce The Ninja Handbook, the first-ever secret ninja training guide specifically designed for the non-ninja.
Most non-ninjas who handle these delicate, deadly pages will die-probably in an elaborately horrific and painful manner. But whether your journey lasts five seconds or five days or (rather inconceivably) five y...
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In "Cubes and Punishment: A "Dilbert" Book," Dilbert sardonically skewers the Dostoevskian sense of despair and anxiety that corporate life breeds. And nowhere is this sense more alive than in the desolation of the cubicle. In Dilbert's world, cubicle dwellers are relegated to everything from the half-size intern cubicle to the patented head cubicle and are even sentenced to adopt and decorate empty cubicles.

* Dilbert continues to be the voice for the embattled cubicle-dwelling Everyman. With best-friend Dogbert, and a veritable who'...
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Creator Scott Adams tells it like it is through the insane business world inhabited by Dilbert. If frustration and lunacy are an inevitable part of your workday, appropriate measures must be taken immediately. Andrews McMeel has the perfect antidote to your workplace stress. Dilbert is universally recognized as the definitive source of office humor. What makes this 14th Dilbert book so unique is that it is a collection of the most popular strips requested ...
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In Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless, fans get a hilarious collection of great Dilbert strips that are anything but useless. From office politics and reams of red tape, to mayhem due to new technologies and, of course, the crazy cast of co-workers, Dilbert gets it done.
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Springfield...

Home of the Isotopes, Springfield A&M, and Blinkey, the world's first three-eyed fish Birthplace of the Flaming Moe The site of Krustylu Studios, the awe-inspiring Springfield Gorge, and a world-renowned box factory O Springfield What many wonders you offer up for our consumption

Yes, we've all heard of Springfield called the country's "worst city" and "America's crudbucket." But is it all that bad? Well, maybe yes and maybe no--you be the judge This handy, indispensable guide shows you where to go, what to do, and what to see in Spring...
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Based on the hugely successful website -- now with over 600,000 v...
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Summer is the time to relax and ease the mind, and that's what crossword puzzles do best-particularly when they're easy enough to successfully finish.

From the pages of The New York Times, the #1 name in crosswords, comes this new compact collection of solver-friendly puzzles from Monday and Tuesday editions of the newspaper. So get a cold drink, sit back in that beach chair, feel the sun shining down, and puzzle the summer away